“Now
let’s talk about the bikini bottom,” Herbison says, his Mickey Mouse
tie flapping as he turns from his table to face Sutton. “Did it cover
her genitalia?”
“I was able to see the cleft of her butt.”
“Did you see her anus?”
“I did not see her anus.”
“Did you see any part of [the customer’s body] enter her sphincter?
I brought home a new bog plant from the nursery the other day and as I pulled it out of its pot -- HOP! -- out sprang a very large, one-eyed frog. He is now the largest frog in the pond, not counting Lula.
According to the New York Times, Friday brings us yet another chapter in the evolution of what is arguably the modern era's most powerful fairy tale: Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
This version, title "The Invasion," stars Nicole Kidman and appears to deliciously mingle the besieged individualism of the previous film versions with the kindred biological paranoia of the zombie film, another archetypal genre.
[Update: Apparently when the movie is over you'll also feel exactly the same, only slightly worse. Acccording the NYT's Manohla Dargis, "“The Invasion” lurches and drags and teeters on the brink of death from scene to scene; it plays as if it had been made by someone in a trance, though not a cool one."]
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